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Dumb criminals

November 12, 2009 | Comments Off

This week brings news of two dumb criminals.  First, in Topeka, an aspiring burglar had to be rescued by firefighters after spending three hours stuck in a ventilation pipe.

Closer to home, a would-be john was recently robbed of his money and car by a prostitute and her pimp. Not only did the dumbass take $300 cash to transact a $40 sex crime, he also left $50,000 worth of sports memorabilia in his car and parked it in front of the hooker’s apartment.

News reports mention that the prostitute, who was trying to make rent, is being charged with first-degree felony robbery.  There is no mention of solicitation charges against the john who was apparently wealthy enough to drive around with $50k in baseball cards and jerseys, and who hopefully learned a lesson about the merits of escort services vs street walkers.

Categories: Crime


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